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March 30, 2006

Give Peace A Punch

Filed under: Humor


What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:

1) Approach dumb, rich, ignorant student talking about “peace” and saying there should be, “no retaliation.”
2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate.
3) When he says “No,” ask, “Why not?”
4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, “Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence.”
5) When he’s in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
6) When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, “be awful and he should not cause more violence.”
7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.
8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.

Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back!

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  1. That´s why everycountry hates you and soon our later, someone will atack you again and again and again. Todays empires tomorow aches ! If you reallise what you do in other couintries, mayby one if your intellegent enough, you will understand. WE DONT NEED YOU TO BE THE WORLDS POLICEMEN ( PIGS ), WE NEVER ASK YOU FOR THAT !

    Comment by birdy — August 24, 2007 @ 12:34 pm

  2. The analogy only works if your fist had been manufactured by Lockheed Martin twenty years previously. My point being that there would be no need to strike anywhere if we hadn’t armed all of those motherfuckers years ago. Without your Lockheed Martin-made fist you wouldn’t be much of a threat to anybody, now would you?

    Comment by burtleheimer — October 3, 2007 @ 5:09 pm

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